Monday, 28 May 2012

Day 109 - 28.05.2012

I'm onto my third physiotherapist.  They are like General Practitioners.  You can stick with one, but why when there are so many to try?  That would be the equivalent of me going to an all you can eat smorgasbord and only having the hokkien noodles.  In life I want the chocolate mousse and a mini bread roll too please!

The new physio asked me today if CupCake looked like her father, as she was so cute. I tried not to take offence.  Luckily the pregnancy hormones have long worn off or I might have clocked her one (of Flava Flav's).

She wants me to measure my pee for three days.  I have to measure incoming as well as outgoing.  I also have to detail what I am drinking.  I have decided to lie and re-name wine 'cordial' and spirits 'gatorade'. 
 
But I have bigger problems than her knowing my daily alcohol intake. When baking a cake, the glass Pyrex measuring jug will never look the same to me.  

2 comments:

  1. Ba ha - remind me never to eat one of your cakes. Kt x

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  2. Mmmmm I'm with Katherine, I'll be a bit wary of any of your cooking that involves measuring :)

    I recently listened to a podcast that talked about the Bristol Poo Chart - I had no idea one existed, some how I thought it wasn't something that would look particularly appealing as a poster on the back of the loo door!!!

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