Every so often I google myself.
Why?
Just in case someone has posted nude pictures of me.
(I'd like to see what my boobs used to look like.)
But what did I find today?
Impostors!
Google says that this is me:
This is my partner (I get a choice of before and after):
That this is my sister:
This is my mother:
This is one of my close friends:
This is my Grandfather:
This is my next-door neighbour:
And that this is God:
Perhaps we are all in the witness protection programme?
No comments:
Post a Comment