I have termites. Literally.
In a jar.
Perhaps I could turn the termites into a lucrative on-line business?
I could capture them for people to release into the home of their greatest enemy.
I'd charge $25 per ant, and people would pay.
Victoria Sponge has taken 12 months off work to have a late in life baby. Once she reaches her 40's she will realise that this was not a late in life baby at all, but something typical of Gen Xers who spent too much time in alcohol soaked atmosphere's during the 1990's and 2000's. Victoria wouldn't know a scourer from a dish cloth and thinks dust adds character to items. Follow her through a tumultuous journey into motherhood and housewifery.
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