My neighbour does continuous clothes washing at home. I hear the washing machine going non-stop all day, every day.
I am beginning to think that she and her husband, (both 50 odd), and their late 20's daughter, all pee the bed at night.
What other possible explanation could there be? OCD?
Perhaps if a human hand touches fabric, it sends her into a washing frenzy?
Alternatively, if a piece of clothing accidentally falls on the floor, or is caressed by the breeze through an open window, it must hit the water immediately?
Maybe her house is covered in fleas, and instead of using bombs, she washes the insects down the sink hole. They are hardy creatures though, and cling to the plug hole with all their might. When her back is turned to address a bubbling pasta sauce, they launch themselves back into the bed clothes.
But the most likely cause is that my neighbour has dribbled too much shit, and needs to clean up after herself.
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