Baby poo is not brown like adult poo.
It is dark green, the colour of a bad Oscars frock.
Surprisingly, it does not stay green.
As more slithers out of the world's tiniest bottom hole, the poo turns yellow.
This I find fascinating.
Both colours resemble infected snot, un-furry caterpillars and house paint that should never be made.
Both Green and yellow poo scream 'stay away' to onlookers. They are not colours to be celebrated.
As a result, I would like to move a motion that the Australian Olympic team no longer wear or be known as 'Green and Gold'.
Tell the Herald Sun what you think of the new Olympic uniforms here:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/london-olympics/fashion-designers-less-than-wowed-by-new-olympic-uniforms/story-fn9dheyx-1226312585135
Further, I think that the Green and Gold Cookbook should be banned from all libraries and that holders be asked to burn copies in their local town square. If you do not live in a town with a square, then holders are asked to burn cook books on a convenient piece of squared paving.
Let's remove ourselves from the shit.
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