Today
I had a dispute and learnt a lesson.
The
argument was with a cockroach who dared frighten me in the bathroom. I suspect
he has been secretly using my hairspray for some time now. Well, I say get your
own sucker!
Perhaps
it was the force that I hit him with, (my shoe for a change, I usually use
those belonging to Mr Sponge as they are bigger and I don’t want the smell of a
dead insect underfoot), but I must report that he is no longer with us.
I
used vanilla fridge wipe to clean up the mess, as it makes a crime scene smell
pretty.
The
lesson I learnt involved corn on the cob.
Don’t
drop it from a height. It does not magically turn into popcorn between your
hands and a tiled floor.
Cockroach and corn dip anyone?
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