Today I went to Harborsboard (my Grandpa's word) and did a spot of shopping. This lasted 2 hours until CupCake kicked up such a stink that I was forced to crank up the radio to 11 and run three sets of red lights in order to rush home.
Of course all she wanted to do was lie on her activity mat in the lounge room. But it was a very urgent request.
Maybe other babies are the same, and this is why internet shopping is so popular. Soon it will be rare to see a kid under 6 out at the shops at all. If it's too hard, why bother!
The other problem with real-life shopping is that I keep adding items to the pram each time I push my way through shop entry points, past over-stuffed racks of clothing. I did not mean to, but today I accidentally shop lifted a XXL navy blue man's coat and a pair of cream knee-length ugg boots. I'd give them to you, but they still have dye tags attached.
Beep beep!
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