Day 139 - 27.06.2012

I have a lot of questions. 

I looked online to see what refreshments CupCake's potential primary school offers.  But the tuckshop (canteen) price list confused me. 

What can I use instead of tape or staples to secure lunch money to paper bags? 

What is an apple slinky? 

Why is recess now called first lunch? 

Did St Francis authorise the use of his name in the chicken wrap? (Especially as he was the patron saint of animals.)

 I just want a meat pie. Do I have to go to the deli to get one? The school doesn't seem to stock them.

Why do I have to pay 20 cents to bring an apple from home? And does the apple get confiscated and given to horses if I don't cough up?

Whose house does the home-made popcorn come from? And will it be warm when it gets to me?

Has there been an influx of Mexican students? Nachos appear on the menu.

How big is the large slice of pizza? Or should I order the small?

I'll e-mail my concerns to the Principal tonight.