Day 54 - 3.04.2012

Interesting facts:

My plastic chopping board smells like a combination of vomit and Parmesan cheese that has been left out in the sun. I am throwing it out.

I am on the same stool softeners as my Grandfather. Our stools are different colours though as mine are black from taking iron tablets (his are yellow from eating too much pasta in an ethnic nursing home).

Small, solid Easter eggs are currently at the top of my food pyramid. Unwrapping the foil slows me down a little, so I eat less food. You should try the 'unwrapping diet' too. That means NO FRUIT AND VEG - they are too easy to consume and will make you pile on the kilos.

There are fifteen free to air television stations, and nothing on tonight. The shows I did want to watch were on last Thursday, and the baby screamed through them.

Until recently, I thought coleslaw was pronounced 'coldslaw'. My error was only discovered when I went to look up a recipe and was led towards cold sore treatment in lieu.

A vapour trail has never begun where I stood. Nor finished. Unless it is my own.

I have lost all of my pregnancy weight within 4 weeks, even though I am housebound and have not done one iota of exercise.

I am scared of looking in mirrors. I still think my reflection might move or another person appear behind me. 

I have 13 seats in my lounge room, and another 9 in the adjoining dining room. But I am yet to have more than two people over at any one time.

I have never used the word usurp in a sentence. I think that might be because I am politically apathetic.

I bought twelve hot cross buns at a school sale today. They are very salty. Sodium aficionados please note - Kytons bakery at Daw Park made them.

I did not think any of this through before typing. I was panicked that I might forget to add to Victoria Sponge today. Please, if I ever do, come and drag me out of the Easter egg aisle of the local supermarket. I'll be there until Sunday, rendered motionless by coloured foil.