Help!
I am being held to ransom by a terrorist cell. One of its members has moved into my spare bedroom.
Members are easily identified by their lack of teeth, bald heads and inability to speak the English language.
They communicate by screaming unintelligible words and sounds, and by shaking their fists in the air. Do not get too close, as they kick like a mule. I myself have suffered a blow to the stomach this very morning whilst preparing the terrorist's attire (at their consent) for the day.
Beware of their toilet behaviours too. Members will relieve themselves anywhere at anytime, soiling many outfits in their wake. They also have an unappealing tendency to vomit after meals whilst at the dinner table.
Remember - they are not your friend.
They are babies.
Awesome. And true.
ReplyDeleteHave you heard of Elimination communication flip? It really save on the nappies if you try it. The difference in the amount of washing I had from Willow and Gabriel to Arden (who we used EC with) was astonishing, and we only did EC part time.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elimination_communication
Enjoy the journey.....you'll get better at it!